A letter from a fan

Posted on February 25, 2010


Dear Matt Skiba/Alkaline Trio:

You know I’ve been in love with you for a really long time, longer than most of your fans, though not as long as Suzanne. Anyway, we need to have a talk about the fact that you’re playing SLC on a weeknight and I am old. Also I refuse to wear pajama pants in public so I have to wear clothes tonight. All of this adds up to I’m not very pleased with you at the moment, plus In The Venue has record-breakingly terrifyingly filthy bathrooms. So next time call me and I’ll set you up somewhere more for convenient for me, like my back yard. The neighbors won’t mind and if they do, who cares?

Love, Me

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