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Dear Favorite Old Lady

August 11, 2011

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  I’ve never met you, but I know a lot about you. We probably would have been friends. You liked shoes. You had hundreds of pairs of shoes. You loved holiday decorations. You must have had rooms and rooms full of them, for every holiday imaginable. You were  fancy. Like glittery blouses and gold lame’ […]

Tweelief Society Sloppy Joes

July 25, 2011

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My mom had a bunch of babies when I was growing up. Like, a whole bunch. Jon, Sue, Joe, Wendy, and James. That was five times of the ladies from church supplying our family with meals casseroles and jello concoctions while mom was recovering.  When a  friend was about to have her baby a couple of […]

Can we exchange numbers?

July 7, 2011

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I’ve been less active on the internet lately. It is totally on purpose. I just felt like I wanted to simplify and just sort of quiet down a little bit. I joke a lot about swapping phone numbers with new friends like it is a big deal. Like we don’t follow each other on Twitter […]

Salad Dressing. Cupcakes. Don’t Even Worry About It.

March 13, 2011

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Last Thursday was one of the guys I work for’s birthday.   Nobody told me.  What were they thinking? Don’t they know who I am? Don’t they know I will take any reason I can to make a treat? I decided that I would bring cupcakes on Monday, which means I would bake them tonight. […]

I wasn’t sick, just fat and unhappy.

March 5, 2011

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Recently, I was unemployed (by choice, thankfully… and yes, I do know that I am lucky) for a couple of weeks, but I wasn’t  sitting around eating bon-bons like my former coworkers and I joked that I would.  In fact, I was doing just the opposite. I realized that I need to take control of […]

Lamb Chop

February 24, 2011

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When I was in sixth grade, my mom got a Lamb Chop puppet from Avon or something, and gave it to me.  I don’t remember the story of how I got it, because it mostly doesn’t matter.  The point is, I still have it. I do remember the story oof why I still have it.  […]

Is profundity a word? If not, we can go with ramblery.

January 28, 2011

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I’m not even going to bother trying to explain the past few months.  It would take years. I’m in the process of moving house.  Not far, which I think makes it harder.  We are moving a little bit southeast of where we’ve lived for the past five years… Closer to Big Cottonwood Canyon. Closer to […]