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Who would have thought I’d be stoked about chess club?

March 25, 2011


Me: I’m going to go to lunch, then I’m going to go pick up Li’l Girl from Chess Club. Friend: You know you’re setting up her future by letting her go to Chess Club, right? Me: Yes. ¬†Yesterday she went to Science Club. Friend: Shit. You’re NEVER going to be a grandma. Me: I’d rather […]

“Redneck Ingenuity”

September 5, 2008


One of our CDL drivers called me yesterday from Idaho. He said he just had to share the amazing work of redneck ingenuity he’d just witnessed, and he knew I’d appreciate it. “First off, let me say I’m in Pocatello, Idaho. There’s this guy on a motorcycle, and he’s pulling a jet ski. I don’t […]